{"title":"Bundle Collection","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"christmas-dickle","title":"Christmas Dickle","description":"\u003cdiv aria-expanded=\"false\" aria-controls=\":c2\" aria-owns=\":c2\" spellcheck=\"false\" style=\"direction: ltr; min-height: 266px;\" aria-multiline=\"true\" role=\"textbox\" aria-label=\"Message Body\" class=\"Am aiL Al editable LW-avf tS-tW tS-tY\" id=\":9m\" tabindex=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"opacity: 1;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Christmas Dickle – Hide It, Find It, Giggle About It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMove over, traditional pickle ornament — there’s a new holiday legend hanging on the tree, and he’s a little more… \u003cem\u003eexcited\u003c\/em\u003e about Christmas. Introducing \u003cstrong\u003eThe Christmas Dickle\u003c\/strong\u003e, the hand-blown glass ornament that puts the \u003cem\u003e“jingle”\u003c\/em\u003e in your bells and the \u003cem\u003e“pickle”\u003c\/em\u003e in your pickle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt first glance, it’s just a festive gherkin spreading seasonal cheer. But look closer (or don’t), and you’ll realize it’s packing more than just brine and holiday spirit. Whether you gift it as a gag, sneak it on Grandma’s tree, or make it the new “find the pickle” tradition — this naughty little number guarantees laughs every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎄 \u003cstrong\u003eProduct Highlights:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🥒 \u003cstrong\u003eHand-blown glass \u0026amp; hand-painted acrylic\u003c\/strong\u003e – Every glossy curve and pickle vein crafted with care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 \u003cstrong\u003eReady to hang right out of the box\u003c\/strong\u003e – No assembly, just pure giggle-fuel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💪 \u003cstrong\u003eGuaranteed “no break”\u003c\/strong\u003e – Stronger than your cousin’s marriage after family dinner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for white elephant gifts, dirty Santa, or your friend with questionable taste\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive your holidays a little \u003cem\u003eextra pickle energy.\u003c\/em\u003e The \u003cstrong\u003eChristmas Dickle\u003c\/strong\u003e — because Christmas isn’t complete without at least one inappropriate ornament.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Cheeky","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40245377761380,"sku":"6900121","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0586\/7520\/0100\/files\/TIKListing_2.jpg?v=1792774415"},{"product_id":"big-balls-claus","title":"Big Balls Claus","description":"\u003cdiv id=\":9m\" class=\"Am aiL Al editable LW-avf tS-tW tS-tY\" role=\"textbox\" style=\"direction: ltr; min-height: 266px;\" spellcheck=\"false\" tabindex=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"opacity: 1;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eBig Balls Claus is the perfect addition to your tree this year.  Maybe a white elephant or secret santa party? Work gift exchange perhaps? Just make sure granny is ready to be surprised by what ornaments have become since she was buying them\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eCheeky Ornaments has been selling fun ornaments since 2018 and we're just getting started.  Whether you're adding to your own tree or giving the gift of laughs, our funny Christmas ornaments are perfect for the holidays.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDepending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7\" tall and under one pound\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis particular ornament not your style? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/collections\/all-products\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/collections\/all-products\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1723832991373000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw197TxZyofadOvLEfTF0QFF\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eCheck out our entire lineup\u003c\/a\u003e and find the perfect gift or tree art that is sure to bring the laughs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll Orders are shipped from our central warehouse in Ohio to make sure we get your ornaments in time\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll orders shipping within 1-2 business days of purchase\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNormal transit times are between 2-5 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree Priority shipping on orders over 60.00\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExpress shipping upgrade is available at checkout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach ornament is carefully packaged inside a cardboard and it's own protective shell so you don't have to worry about breakage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAny other questions, visit our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1723832991373000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw0vrM6SJV3jAPm7WlWPzErq\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/a\u003e or reach out directly to us on our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/contact-cheeky-ornaments\" title=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/contact-cheeky-ornaments\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/contact-cheeky-ornaments\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1723832991373000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw1eI2pPKmf74auTA1Knu8AL\" target=\"_blank\"\u003econtact us\u003c\/a\u003e page\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Cheeky","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40245379072100,"sku":"6900177","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0586\/7520\/0100\/files\/TIKListing_1.jpg?v=1792084579"},{"product_id":"ready-teddy","title":"Ready Teddy","description":"\u003cdiv id=\":9m\" class=\"Am aiL Al editable LW-avf tS-tW tS-tY\" role=\"textbox\" style=\"direction: ltr; min-height: 266px;\" spellcheck=\"false\" tabindex=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"opacity: 1;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eReady Teddy is the perfect addition to your tree this year.  Maybe a white elephant or secret santa party? Work gift exchange perhaps? Just make sure granny is ready to be surprised by what ornaments have become since she was buying them\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eCheeky Ornaments has been selling fun ornaments since 2018 and we're just getting started.  Whether you're adding to your own tree or giving the gift of laughs, our funny Christmas ornaments are perfect for the holidays.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDepending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7\" tall and under one pound\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis particular ornament not your style? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/collections\/all-products\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/collections\/all-products\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1723832991373000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw197TxZyofadOvLEfTF0QFF\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eCheck out our entire lineup\u003c\/a\u003e and find the perfect gift or tree art that is sure to bring the laughs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll Orders are shipped from our central warehouse in Ohio to make sure we get your ornaments in time\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll orders shipping within 1-2 business days of purchase\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNormal transit times are between 2-5 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree Priority shipping on orders over 60.00\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExpress shipping upgrade is available at checkout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach ornament is carefully packaged inside a cardboard and it's own protective shell so you don't have to worry about breakage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAny other questions, visit our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1723832991373000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw0vrM6SJV3jAPm7WlWPzErq\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/a\u003e or reach out directly to us on our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/contact-cheeky-ornaments\" title=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/contact-cheeky-ornaments\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/contact-cheeky-ornaments\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1723832991373000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw1eI2pPKmf74auTA1Knu8AL\" target=\"_blank\"\u003econtact us\u003c\/a\u003e page\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Cheeky","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40245382709348,"sku":"6900176","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0586\/7520\/0100\/products\/6900036.frt.jpg?v=1661110453"},{"product_id":"ginger-style","title":"Ginger Style","description":"\u003cdiv id=\":9m\" class=\"Am aiL Al editable LW-avf tS-tW tS-tY\" role=\"textbox\" style=\"direction: ltr; min-height: 266px;\" spellcheck=\"false\" tabindex=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"opacity: 1;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eGinger Style is the perfect addition to your tree this year.  Maybe a white elephant or secret santa party? Work gift exchange perhaps? Just make sure granny is ready to be surprised by what ornaments have become since she was buying them\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eCheeky Ornaments has been selling fun ornaments since 2018 and we're just getting started.  Whether you're adding to your own tree or giving the gift of laughs, our funny Christmas ornaments are perfect for the holidays.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDepending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7\" tall and under one pound\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis particular ornament not your style? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/collections\/all-products\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/collections\/all-products\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1723832991373000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw197TxZyofadOvLEfTF0QFF\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eCheck out our entire lineup\u003c\/a\u003e and find the perfect gift or tree art that is sure to bring the laughs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll Orders are shipped from our central warehouse in Ohio to make sure we get your ornaments in time\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll orders shipping within 1-2 business days of purchase\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNormal transit times are between 2-5 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree Priority shipping on orders over 60.00\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExpress shipping upgrade is available at checkout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach ornament is carefully packaged inside a cardboard and it's own protective shell so you don't have to worry about breakage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAny other questions, visit our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1723832991373000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw0vrM6SJV3jAPm7WlWPzErq\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/a\u003e or reach out directly to us on our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/contact-cheeky-ornaments\" title=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/contact-cheeky-ornaments\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/contact-cheeky-ornaments\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1723832991373000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw1eI2pPKmf74auTA1Knu8AL\" target=\"_blank\"\u003econtact us\u003c\/a\u003e page\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Cheeky","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40245386248292,"sku":"6900186","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0586\/7520\/0100\/products\/6900006.frt.jpg?v=1661033807"},{"product_id":"papa-noel","title":"Papa Noel","description":"\u003cdiv id=\":9m\" class=\"Am aiL Al editable LW-avf tS-tW tS-tY\" aria-label=\"Message Body\" role=\"textbox\" aria-multiline=\"true\" style=\"direction: ltr; min-height: 266px;\" spellcheck=\"false\" aria-owns=\":c2\" aria-controls=\":c2\" aria-expanded=\"false\" tabindex=\"1\" hidefocus=\"true\" g_editable=\"true\" contenteditable=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"opacity: 1;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003ePapa Noel is the perfect addition to your tree this year.  Maybe a white elephant or secret santa party? Work gift exchange perhaps? Just make sure granny is ready to be surprised by what ornaments have become since she was buying them\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eCheeky Ornaments has been selling fun ornaments since 2018 and we're just getting started.  Whether you're adding to your own tree or giving the gift of laughs, our funny Christmas ornaments are perfect for the holidays.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDepending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7\" tall and under one pound\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis particular ornament not your style? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/collections\/all-products\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/collections\/all-products\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1723832991373000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw197TxZyofadOvLEfTF0QFF\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eCheck out our entire lineup\u003c\/a\u003e and find the perfect gift or tree art that is sure to bring the laughs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll Orders are shipped from our central warehouse in Ohio to make sure we get your ornaments in time\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll orders shipping within 1-2 business days of purchase\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNormal transit times are between 2-5 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree Priority shipping on orders over 60.00\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExpress shipping upgrade is available at checkout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach ornament is carefully packaged inside a cardboard and it's own protective shell so you don't have to worry about breakage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAny other questions, visit our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1723832991373000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw0vrM6SJV3jAPm7WlWPzErq\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/a\u003e or reach out directly to us on our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/contact-cheeky-ornaments\" title=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/contact-cheeky-ornaments\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/contact-cheeky-ornaments\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1723832991373000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw1eI2pPKmf74auTA1Knu8AL\" target=\"_blank\"\u003econtact us\u003c\/a\u003e page\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Cheeky","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40248872960100,"sku":"6900131","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0586\/7520\/0100\/products\/69300131.frt_1.jpg?v=1661108296"},{"product_id":"cousin-gingerbreddie","title":"Cousin Gingerbreddie","description":"\u003cdiv id=\":9m\" class=\"Am aiL Al editable LW-avf tS-tW tS-tY\" aria-label=\"Message Body\" role=\"textbox\" aria-multiline=\"true\" style=\"direction: ltr; min-height: 266px;\" spellcheck=\"false\" aria-owns=\":c2\" aria-controls=\":c2\" aria-expanded=\"false\" tabindex=\"1\" hidefocus=\"true\" g_editable=\"true\" contenteditable=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"opacity: 1;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eCousin Gingerbreddie is the perfect addition to your tree this year.  Maybe a white elephant or secret santa party? Work gift exchange perhaps? Just make sure granny is ready to be surprised by what ornaments have become since she was buying them\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eCheeky Ornaments has been selling fun ornaments since 2018 and we're just getting started.  Whether you're adding to your own tree or giving the gift of laughs, our funny Christmas ornaments are perfect for the holidays.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDepending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7\" tall and under one pound\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis particular ornament not your style? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/collections\/all-products\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/collections\/all-products\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1723832991373000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw197TxZyofadOvLEfTF0QFF\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eCheck out our entire lineup\u003c\/a\u003e and find the perfect gift or tree art that is sure to bring the laughs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll Orders are shipped from our central warehouse in Ohio to make sure we get your ornaments in time\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll orders shipping within 1-2 business days of purchase\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNormal transit times are between 2-5 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree Priority shipping on orders over 60.00\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExpress shipping upgrade is available at checkout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach ornament is carefully packaged inside a cardboard and it's own protective shell so you don't have to worry about breakage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAny other questions, visit our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1723832991373000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw0vrM6SJV3jAPm7WlWPzErq\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/a\u003e or reach out directly to us on our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/contact-cheeky-ornaments\" title=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/contact-cheeky-ornaments\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/contact-cheeky-ornaments\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1723832991373000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw1eI2pPKmf74auTA1Knu8AL\" target=\"_blank\"\u003econtact us\u003c\/a\u003e page\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Cheeky","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40248874336356,"sku":"6900135","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0586\/7520\/0100\/products\/6900135.frt_1.jpg?v=1661029772"},{"product_id":"polar-twerkin","title":"Polar Twerkin'","description":"\u003cdiv id=\":9m\" class=\"Am aiL Al editable LW-avf tS-tW tS-tY\" aria-label=\"Message Body\" role=\"textbox\" aria-multiline=\"true\" style=\"direction: ltr; min-height: 266px;\" spellcheck=\"false\" aria-owns=\":c2\" aria-controls=\":c2\" aria-expanded=\"false\" tabindex=\"1\" hidefocus=\"true\" g_editable=\"true\" contenteditable=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"opacity: 1;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003ePolar Twerkin' is the perfect addition to your tree this year.  Maybe a white elephant or secret santa party? Work gift exchange perhaps? Just make sure granny is ready to be surprised by what ornaments have become since she was buying them\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eCheeky Ornaments has been selling fun ornaments since 2018 and we're just getting started.  Whether you're adding to your own tree or giving the gift of laughs, our funny Christmas ornaments are perfect for the holidays.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDepending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7\" tall and under one pound\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis particular ornament not your style? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/collections\/all-products\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/collections\/all-products\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1723832991373000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw197TxZyofadOvLEfTF0QFF\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eCheck out our entire lineup\u003c\/a\u003e and find the perfect gift or tree art that is sure to bring the laughs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll Orders are shipped from our central warehouse in Ohio to make sure we get your ornaments in time\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll orders shipping within 1-2 business days of purchase\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNormal transit times are between 2-5 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree Priority shipping on orders over 60.00\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExpress shipping upgrade is available at checkout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach ornament is carefully packaged inside a cardboard and it's own protective shell so you don't have to worry about breakage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAny other questions, visit our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1723832991373000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw0vrM6SJV3jAPm7WlWPzErq\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/a\u003e or reach out directly to us on our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/contact-cheeky-ornaments\" title=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/contact-cheeky-ornaments\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/contact-cheeky-ornaments\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1723832991373000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw1eI2pPKmf74auTA1Knu8AL\" target=\"_blank\"\u003econtact us\u003c\/a\u003e page\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Cheeky","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40248874696804,"sku":"6900136","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0586\/7520\/0100\/products\/6900136.frt.jpg?v=1661109281"},{"product_id":"christmas-carol","title":"Christmas Carol","description":"\u003cdiv aria-expanded=\"false\" aria-controls=\":c2\" aria-owns=\":c2\" spellcheck=\"false\" style=\"direction: ltr; min-height: 266px;\" aria-multiline=\"true\" role=\"textbox\" aria-label=\"Message Body\" class=\"Am aiL Al editable LW-avf tS-tW tS-tY\" id=\":9m\" tabindex=\"1\" contenteditable=\"true\" g_editable=\"true\" hidefocus=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"opacity: 1;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eChristmas Carol is the perfect addition to your tree this year.  Maybe a white elephant or secret santa party? Work gift exchange perhaps? Just make sure granny is ready to be surprised by what ornaments have become since she was buying them\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eCheeky Ornaments has been selling fun ornaments since 2018 and we're just getting started.  Whether you're adding to your own tree or giving the gift of laughs, our funny Christmas ornaments are perfect for the holidays.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDepending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7\" tall and under one pound\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis particular ornament not your style? \u003ca data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/collections\/all-products\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1723832991373000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw197TxZyofadOvLEfTF0QFF\" href=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/collections\/all-products\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eCheck out our entire lineup\u003c\/a\u003e and find the perfect gift or tree art that is sure to bring the laughs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll Orders are shipped from our central warehouse in Ohio to make sure we get your ornaments in time\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll orders shipping within 1-2 business days of purchase\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNormal transit times are between 2-5 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree Priority shipping on orders over 60.00\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExpress shipping upgrade is available at checkout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach ornament is carefully packaged inside a cardboard and it's own protective shell so you don't have to worry about breakage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAny other questions, visit our \u003ca data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1723832991373000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw0vrM6SJV3jAPm7WlWPzErq\" title=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" href=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/a\u003e or reach out directly to us on our \u003ca data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/contact-cheeky-ornaments\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1723832991373000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw1eI2pPKmf74auTA1Knu8AL\" title=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/contact-cheeky-ornaments\" href=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/contact-cheeky-ornaments\" target=\"_blank\"\u003econtact us\u003c\/a\u003e page\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Cheeky Ornaments","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43981040975972,"sku":"6900151","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0586\/7520\/0100\/files\/6900151.FRONT.jpg?v=1718749780"},{"product_id":"suck-my-carrot","title":"Suck My Carrot","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Watch out everyone! I don't think Rudolf is trying to EAT that carrot.\"  Frosty is getting frisky with the wild life and it's weird, but funny.  Just be glad it's not YOUR family member.  Cheeky has some wild people in our lives and Frosty is just the \u003cem\u003etip \u003c\/em\u003eof the iceberg.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSuck My Carrot:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey are Best Friends\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s Not What It Looks Like\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOkay It’s Exactly What It Looks Like\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJust Casual Playtime\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCompletely Innocent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe Grew Up On a Farm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBig Game Hunter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePacked with antioxidants\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-e7988f72-7fff-a85d-d6b3-f855b8b49d89\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll ornaments shipped with protection by Saved By and guaranteed to make it in one piece or your money back, so don't worry about things breaking on the way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGenerally speaking, we get every order out within one business day, but the holidays are crazy and little saint dick sometimes gets a little overwhelmed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCan't decide on which one you like? Buy two and get free shipping (1-4 days domestically).  Heck, we might even include a secret mystery gift if you're luck :)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Cheeky Ornaments","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43981061849188,"sku":"6900150","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0586\/7520\/0100\/files\/6900150.FRT.jpg?v=1718901408"},{"product_id":"boss-hogg-barry","title":"Boss Hog","description":"\u003cdiv id=\":9m\" class=\"Am aiL Al editable LW-avf tS-tW tS-tY\" role=\"textbox\" style=\"direction: ltr; min-height: 266px;\" spellcheck=\"false\" tabindex=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"opacity: 1;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eBoss Hog is the perfect addition to your tree this year.  Maybe a white elephant or secret santa party? Work gift exchange perhaps? Just make sure granny is ready to be surprised by what ornaments have become since she was buying them\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eCheeky Ornaments has been selling fun ornaments since 2018 and we're just getting started.  Whether you're adding to your own tree or giving the gift of laughs, our funny Christmas ornaments are perfect for the holidays.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDepending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7\" tall and under one pound\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis particular ornament not your style? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/collections\/all-products\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/collections\/all-products\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1723832991373000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw197TxZyofadOvLEfTF0QFF\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eCheck out our entire lineup\u003c\/a\u003e and find the perfect gift or tree art that is sure to bring the laughs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll Orders are shipped from our central warehouse in Ohio to make sure we get your ornaments in time\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll orders shipping within 1-2 business days of purchase\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNormal transit times are between 2-5 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree Priority shipping on orders over 60.00\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExpress shipping upgrade is available at checkout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach ornament is carefully packaged inside a cardboard and it's own protective shell so you don't have to worry about breakage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAny other questions, visit our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1723832991373000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw0vrM6SJV3jAPm7WlWPzErq\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/a\u003e or reach out directly to us on our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/contact-cheeky-ornaments\" title=\"https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/contact-cheeky-ornaments\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/cheekyornaments.com\/pages\/contact-cheeky-ornaments\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1723832991373000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw1eI2pPKmf74auTA1Knu8AL\" target=\"_blank\"\u003econtact us\u003c\/a\u003e page\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Cheeky Ornaments","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43981163036772,"sku":"6900156","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0586\/7520\/0100\/files\/6900156.FRONT.jpg?v=1718752150"},{"product_id":"have-yourself-a-shitty-christmas","title":"Don't Forget to Wipe","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDroppin' the Elves off at the Pool.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOl' Santa Claus has been busy eating cookies and milk for a millennium. When you're lactose intolerant, that's a problem.  Don't let him get you down though. Just give this to your mother in law and call it a Christmas well spent.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cheeky Ornaments","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43981167034468,"sku":"6900168","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0586\/7520\/0100\/files\/6900168.FRONT.jpg?v=1718901309"},{"product_id":"south-pole-st-nick-copy","title":"Tiny Dancer","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHo Ho Hollllllly Shit! Santa is doing his best Richard Simmons impersonation this year.  He's a lover and a happy boy this year.  You better watch out, cause he is NOT light on his feet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTiny\u003c\/em\u003e Dancer:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIs Involved In Community Theatre\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIs going to pull his groin but beauty is pain\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTalks about you in therapy. Yes you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBelieves theatre will never die\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's a body suit, not spanxx\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJust got his toes done\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe’s on ozempic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-e7988f72-7fff-a85d-d6b3-f855b8b49d89\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll ornaments shipped with protection by Saved By and guaranteed to make it in one piece or your money back, so don't worry about things breaking on the way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGenerally speaking, we get every order out within one business day, but the holidays are crazy and little saint dick sometimes gets a little overwhelmed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCan't decide on which one you like? 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