Big Balls Claus
Big Balls Claus
Big Balls Claus
Big Balls Claus
Big Balls Claus
Big Balls Claus

Big Balls Claus

$19.99
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  • Suffers from elephantiasis

  • Listens to Joe Rogan's podcast

  • He can open any jar

  • Dimensions: 2.5" W x 6" H x 2" D

  • Hand painted glass ornament 

Not crazy about this ornament? Make like Santa at a strip club, and take a look around. Our horny elves have been working nonstop on all sorts of unique Christmas gift ideas. We're confident you'll find something that tickles your fancy.

Shipping is a flat $8, but you can always choose to pay more for expedited shipping. Or buy more than $50 worth of ornaments to get free PRIORITY shipping.
So far only one person has asked to return their Cheeky Ornaments (out of like a million orders), so think long and hard if you want to join their lowly rank. If the answer is still yes, then just shoot us an email within 30 days of the order being placed, and we'll send you instructions to return the ornament and refund your money (minus the cost of shipping).
4.9
Rated 4.9 stars
Based on 7 reviews
Total 5 star reviews: 6 Total 4 star reviews: 1 Total 3 star reviews: 0 Total 2 star reviews: 0 Total 1 star reviews: 0
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7 reviews
  • DP
    Duncan P.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 4 stars
    30 minutes ago
    Lovely balls

    Bigger than I expected, high quality; seems to be missing a nipple, but that just adds to his charm.

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  • MJ
    Mark J.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 stars
    22 hours ago
    The Bigger the Better!

    He's gonna look great on the tree!

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  • JC
    Jessica C.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 stars
    1 week ago
    Perfect for a Gift!

    Ornament was wrapped well when it shipped, it is of nice quality, received it quickly. Very funny ornament! I would order from this shop again.

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  • BB
    Brent B.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 stars
    1 week ago
    Naughty or nice?

    Nice! Bigger than expected and it arrived in a flash!

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  • PA
    Peri A.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 stars
    1 week ago
    Jingle my bells!

    Got the order A LOT faster than I expected! I love my Cheeky Ornaments!

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