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Baldy Beaver
Description
Baldy beaver is the innuendo your grandma may not understand, but everyone else will and it's going to be great. This brown, buck toothed Betty is smooth as silk and ready for a mustache ride to flavor town...or to your Christmas tree
Getting ready for her man
Can dam any river
What that mouth do?
Dimensions: 3.5" W x 4.5" H x 2.5" D
Every funny Christmas ornament is made from hand blown and hand painted glass to make sure this is one that is handed down through the generations until the joke is all but lost on everyone but you.
When you order, you know we're handling your purchase with the care of a new born child, so you don't have broken glass for a white elephant or stocking stuffer gift this year.
Not crazy about this ornament? Make like Santa at a strip club, and take a look around. Our horny elves have been working nonstop on all sorts of unique Christmas gift ideas. We're confident you'll find something that tickles your fancy.
Shipping and Handling
All products ship within 1-2 business days and are shipped via ground for 8.00 flat fee. Free shipping for all purchases of 50.00 and over!
- Priority available for quicker shipping times
- all products are insured with Saved By for guaranteed satisfaction
- Each ornament is carefully packaged inside a cardboard and it's own protective shell so you don't have to worry about breakage
Any other questions, visit our FAQ or reach out directly to us on our contact us page
Product Details
All products are hand blown and hand painting glass for ELITE detail and giftability. These things aren't tiny either.
- On average they're about 5-7" tall by 2-3" wide.
They are also the coolest ornaments you'll ever have on the tree and will become heirlooms for thousands of years, or until an asteroid destroys the planet and all known life as we know it
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win at christmas
Your mom. Your dad. Your friends. Your family. They all are hoping for something unique this year. Something that gives them that little spark of excitement they have been missing for years. Don't give them another gift card. Give them happiness. Give them Cheeky
I bought this as a joke and it did not disappoint! Fantastic quality! The box that it comes in is absolutely hilarious.
I’ve been collecting these Ornaments for years now, the new ones never disappoint
Hilarious, I love him and added him to my collection of naughty Christmas ornaments