Baldy Beaver
Baldy Beaver
Baldy Beaver

Baldy Beaver

Regular price $25.00

Only 192 items in stock!


Baldy beaver is the innuendo your grandma may not understand, but everyone else will and it's going to be great.  This brown, buck toothed Betty is smooth as silk and ready for a mustache ride to flavor town...or to your Christmas tree

Getting ready for her man

Can dam any river

What that mouth do?

Dimensions: 3.5" W x 4.5" H x 2.5" D

Every funny Christmas ornament is made from hand blown and hand painted glass to make sure this is one that is handed down through the generations until the joke is all but lost on everyone but you. 

When you order, you know we're handling your purchase with the care of a new born child, so you don't have broken glass for a white elephant or stocking stuffer gift this year. 

Not crazy about this ornament? Make like Santa at a strip club, and take a look around. Our horny elves have been working nonstop on all sorts of unique Christmas gift ideas. We're confident you'll find something that tickles your fancy.

Shipping is a flat $8, but you can always choose to pay more for expedited shipping. Or buy more than $50 worth of ornaments to get free PRIORITY shipping.
So far only one person has asked to return their Cheeky Ornaments (out of like a million orders), so think long and hard if you want to join their lowly rank. If the answer is still yes, then just shoot us an email within 30 days of the order being placed, and we'll send you instructions to return the ornament and refund your money (minus the cost of shipping).

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