Christmas Dickle
🎁 Free Mystery Ornament with your first order $23+. We add it after checkout, and you'll see it on your order confirmation.
- Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower
- Each is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test
- Depending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7" tall and under one pound
- Packaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell
This particular ornament not your style? Check out our entire lineup and find the perfect gift or tree art that is sure to bring the laughs
Make sure to order before 12/15/2025 for Christmas delivery!
All Orders are shipped from our central warehouse in Ohio to make sure we get your ornaments in time
- All orders shipping within 1-2 business days of purchase
- Normal transit times are between 2-5 business days
- Free Priority shipping on orders over 50.00
- Express shipping upgrade is available at checkout
- Each ornament is carefully packaged inside a cardboard and it's own protective shell so you don't have to worry about breakage
Any other questions, visit our FAQ or reach out directly to us on our contact us page
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Your mom. Your dad. Your friends. Your family. They all are hoping for something unique this year. Something that gives them that little spark of excitement they have been missing for years. Don't give them another gift card. Give them happiness. Give them Cheeky
I bought this as a joke and it did not disappoint! Fantastic quality! The box that it comes in is absolutely hilarious.
I’ve been collecting these Ornaments for years now, the new ones never disappoint
Hilarious, I love him and added him to my collection of naughty Christmas ornaments
I’ve bought almost every ornament they’ve made in the last few years, and let me tell ya, they’re amazing!! Perfectly made! My Christmas tree is a hit with friends and family thanks to my Cheeky ornies! Protip: Hang onto the packaging because they store them perfectly!
I purchased this gift for my husband. We love it. It's a great addition to our tree and has everything we love - glitz and humor!
Even better than expected. Easily on par with Radko ornaments.
I am OBSESSED! A little gift I got myself this year. He reminds me of Jack Black. It’s just a little darker in person than the picture, but it’s still great. I might get another for a Yankee Swap gift!
I am already so obsessed with this ornament. Perfection.
We added two Stiff Packages, and one Peppermint Nick to the collection. One on each of three trees. We've several other pieces...back from Pornaments days. Love them all.
Always the best! We love you collect and gift these!
Kind of a bummer to realize that part of it was a sticker regardless, but to be peeling before we even hang it from the tree, for $25, def hit us in the feefees
Hilarious, I love him and added him to my collection of naughty Christmas ornaments
Perfect gift for family and friends. It will have you joking about “safe words” for years to come!!!
So glad we bought this! Couple of very happy gay dudes here 😂
My best friend loved this gift from our annual wacky ornament exchange!
This will be perfect for an ornament exchange that I am doing this year.
Honestly, it is perfect!
I have a coworker who will be PROUD to show everyone her ornament!
He is well made, the paint is accurate & well….. the balls are stupendous!
Received as described and shipped with care. It will make an awesome gift!
Received as described and shipped with care. It will make an awesome gift!
This ornament is gunna be hung well on our tree!
Perfect for my porn themed tree! Love him!
So cool!!! We love it!
I wasn't sure about ordering from a new company, but the service i got was exceptional. Not only were the ornaments in perfect condition, they were exactly as cheeky as promised!
Fantastic addition to my sex therapy office tree! Absolutely LOVE ALLof the ornements from this creative and wonderful vendor
Funny and great tree conversation piece!
Fabulous seller and one of the best ornaments!
Cute ornament for gift exchange. Got lots of laughs!
Loved the ornament. Great addition to our tree. :)
Beautiful ornament. Loved it! 😍
Live these ornaments
My girlfriend absolutely loved this gift. I won the ornament contest this year for sure!