Cunning Linguist

$19.99

He's a sapiosexual
Available as an NFT
Snorkeling enthusiast
Dimensions: 4" W x 5" H x 3" D
Hand painted glass ornament

Not crazy about this ornament? Make like Santa at a strip club, and take a look around. Our horny elves have been working nonstop on all sorts of unique Christmas gift ideas. We're confident you'll find something that tickles your fancy.

Shipping is a flat $8, but you can always choose to pay more for expedited shipping. Or buy more than $50 worth of ornaments to get free PRIORITY shipping.

So far only one person has asked to return their Cheeky Ornaments (out of like a million orders), so think long and hard if you want to join their lowly rank. If the answer is still yes, then just shoot us an email within 30 days of the order being placed, and we'll send you instructions to return the ornament and refund your money (minus the cost of shipping).

Cunning Linguist

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