Don't Forget to Wipe

Saint Nick has been around for quite some time and let's just say he's a little jaded.  I wish he would take things a little more serious, but Mrs. Claus says he's been in the eggnog again, and well, he's lactose intolerant.

Shitty Saint Nick:

• WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR
• Pinchin one, while smokin one
• Dropping the elves off at the pool
• Composing the naughty list
  
  
  
  
  Cheeky Ornaments has been selling fun ornaments since 2018 and we're just getting started.  Whether you're adding to your own tree or giving the gift of laughs, our funny Christmas ornaments are perfect for the holidays.
  
  
  
  Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower
  Each is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test
  Depending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7" tall and under one pound
  Packaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell
  
  This particular ornament not your style? Check out our entire lineup and find the perfect gift or tree art that is sure to bring the laughs
  All Orders are shipped from our central warehouse in Ohio to make sure we get your ornaments in time
  
  All orders shipping within 1-2 business days of purchase
  Normal transit times are between 2-5 business days
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  Each ornament is carefully packaged inside a cardboard and it's own protective shell so you don't have to worry about breakage
  
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