Ready To Mingle Kringle
Ready to Mingle Kringle – Santa’s Single and Ready to Sleigh
Turns out Mrs. Claus wasn’t the only one making a list and checking it twice. Meet Ready to Mingle Kringle, the hand-blown glass ornament that proves even Santa needs a little “me time.” Stretched out in his festive boxers and giving you that come-hither holiday stare, this jolly old saint is officially off the market and on the apps.
He’s traded cookies for cocktails, the North Pole for Palm Springs, and the naughty list… well, let’s just say it’s a lot shorter this year. Perfect for anyone who appreciates a little midlife sparkle (and a lot of chest hair), Ready to Mingle Kringle is your new holiday conversation starter.
🎅 Product Highlights:
🎨 Hand-blown glass & hand-painted details – Every rosy cheek, belly roll, and flirty wink crafted with love.
🚚 Ships in 1 day – Because Santa doesn’t do slow delivery.
💪 Guaranteed “no break” – Tougher than a Christmas hangover.
🎁 Perfect for white elephant, office parties, or anyone who’s been naughty this year
Hang Ready to Mingle Kringle front and center — because this holiday season, Santa’s not just coming to town… he’s coming in style.
All products ship within 1-2 business days and are shipped via ground for 8.00 flat fee. Free shipping for all purchases of 50.00 and over!
- Priority available for quicker shipping times
- all products are insured with Saved By for guaranteed satisfaction
- Each ornament is carefully packaged inside a cardboard and it's own protective shell so you don't have to worry about breakage
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All products are hand blown and hand painting glass for ELITE detail and giftability. These things aren't tiny either.
- On average they're about 5-7" tall by 2-3" wide.
They are also the coolest ornaments you'll ever have on the tree and will become heirlooms for thousands of years, or until an asteroid destroys the planet and all known life as we know it
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Your mom. Your dad. Your friends. Your family. They all are hoping for something unique this year. Something that gives them that little spark of excitement they have been missing for years. Don't give them another gift card. Give them happiness. Give them Cheeky
I bought this as a joke and it did not disappoint! Fantastic quality! The box that it comes in is absolutely hilarious.
I’ve been collecting these Ornaments for years now, the new ones never disappoint
Hilarious, I love him and added him to my collection of naughty Christmas ornaments