Stiff Package
First of all, Kris Kringle is JACKED these days. Secondly, that's definitely not a stuffed animal in that package. Remember Los Lonely Boys? Yeah, refer to their song "Dick in a Box". Ho ho holy sh*t, Santa is a naughty old grey pube
Detailed product Description
- Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower
- Each is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test
- Depending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7" tall and under one pound
- Packaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell
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Shipping and Handling
Make sure to order before 12/15/2024 for Christmas delivery!
All Orders are shipped from our central warehouse in Ohio to make sure we get your ornaments in time
- All orders shipping within 1-2 business days of purchase
- Normal transit times are between 2-5 business days
- Free Priority shipping on orders over 60.00
- Express shipping upgrade is available at checkout
- Each ornament is carefully packaged inside a cardboard and it's own protective shell so you don't have to worry about breakage
Any other questions, visit our FAQ or reach out directly to us on our contact us page
win at christmas
Your mom. Your dad. Your friends. Your family. They all are hoping for something unique this year. Something that gives them that little spark of excitement they have been missing for years. Don't give them another gift card. Give them happiness. Give them Cheeky
I bought this as a joke and it did not disappoint! Fantastic quality! The box that it comes in is absolutely hilarious.
I’ve been collecting these Ornaments for years now, the new ones never disappoint
Hilarious, I love him and added him to my collection of naughty Christmas ornaments