Stiff Package

Sale price$25.00

First of all, Kris Kringle is JACKED these days. Secondly, that's definitely not a stuffed animal in that package. Remember Los Lonely Boys? Yeah, refer to their song "Dick in a Box". Ho ho holy sh*t, Santa is a naughty old grey pube

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Your mom. Your dad. Your friends. Your family. They all are hoping for something unique this year. Something that gives them that little spark of excitement they have been missing for years. Don't give them another gift card. Give them happiness. Give them Cheeky

I bought this as a joke and it did not disappoint! Fantastic quality! The box that it comes in is absolutely hilarious.

Rachel W.

I’ve been collecting these Ornaments for years now, the new ones never disappoint

Mark R.

Hilarious, I love him and added him to my collection of naughty Christmas ornaments

Sophie

Customer Reviews

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Bradford WITT
Best for Ornament Exchanges

I've bought a few ornaments from here over the years and every ornament exchange exchange I've attended these are the ones everyone wants. Always provide a good laugh when it's first opened. Highly recommend!

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Laura Pomponio
Love, love, love

Really cute and fun. Will be a big hit with my family.

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Angela Vargas

Cute! Nice quality.

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Deborah Jennings

Person who it was purchased for thinks it’s hilarious and loves it.

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Terry L Fruin

Nice quality I love it

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Handmade and Hand Painted

We may make silly things, but we make sure they are done in the best way possible. Each ornament is hand blown (heh) glass and hand painted for perfection!

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